How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.