How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.