How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!