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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well