Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery