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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.