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Where do police put their drinks?

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Who is driving the car?

The police.