Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!