Who is the king of stationary?

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.