Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.