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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.