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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.