Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.