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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!