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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!