Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.