Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!