Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!