Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.