Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.