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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..