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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

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