What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!