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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit