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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.