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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.