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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!