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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.