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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.