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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.