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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.