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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.