What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.