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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.