What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.