What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake