How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.