A huge mess.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
He was invited to thunday math.
Im hard
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
A maid man.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
You get a lot of puse.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Because they're all about number one
A roamin' numeral.
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
It has a recognizable gait
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
I got the f out of the way.