Huge Mess Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one