Huge Mess Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is taking Spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.