A huge mess.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"
Because it was 2 turnt up
Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "
Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them
She was running out of things to read.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
I like your belt
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Roll playing im sry
Calculator!
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
