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Huge Mess Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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F Jokes More F Jokes

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata