Huge Mess Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"