Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.