What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned