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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

Girl Friend Jokes More Girl Friend Jokes

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.