What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.