What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.