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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.