Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Wild Twerky!

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I want to know her secret

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Because it was More ER Tea.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.