Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Because it was More ER Tea.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.