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Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement