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Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

De Jokes More De Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Mexican Detective Jokes More Mexican Detective Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Good Detective Jokes More Good Detective Jokes

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.