Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Because the p is silent.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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Elementary

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

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