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Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.