How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)