How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.