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Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.