Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history

Dlc Jokes More Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.