Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

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Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.