Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee