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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It