What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.