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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.