What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla