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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis