What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!