What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!