What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses