What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis