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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis