What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis