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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!