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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!