Step Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis