Just take some steps to avoid them!
Mitosis
You might step on the Lagos.
Step up: transformers:v
Show him what you're made of!
Too soon
He stepped down.
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.
None of your abyss-ness
Submitting a stool sample.
A crush crush
The step.
Wharf!
Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Take a step back.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
A toe-mat-o.
Pants.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Cause I stepped on it.
My toe sis!
The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
OH CARP!!!
It stares.
You can't step out of them in public.
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
I step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"
A receding hare line.
Watch your step!
So they won't step on the fish.
Give it two test-tickles.
Someone stepped on the mouse.
Pants
Well that bites.
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
Very large ones.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Step one Step two Step three
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
A landmine.
Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
Squash*
Please step out of the vehicle sir.
You planet.
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!
He let out a little wine.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
Because it was too steep.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
Because he needed a stool sample.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
It set!
Because they both have rings.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
Do I hand my life in
Because today's April full!
The multiplication table.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)