Step Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus