How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

Polish Man Jokes More Polish Man Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."