A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.
Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Wizz Air
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
I'm serious... help.
A peg leg.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
Too many horses were drowning.
Development of a working match.
They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
De Beers
Cause North and South Poles repel each other...
They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
His surname
