A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
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Alaska
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
A Brazilian dollars.
The Polish.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
To Chicago
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
The pole dance.
His surname
