How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname