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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.