How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.