How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

I step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."