How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

Say something different.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.