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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.