How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.