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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Surname Jokes More Surname Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname