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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Surname Jokes More Surname Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname