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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Surname Jokes More Surname Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname