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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname