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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.