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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.