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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.