What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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Zucchini

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.