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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Zucchini Jokes More Zucchini Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable?

Zucchini

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.