Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!