Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen