Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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At the I pee address.

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What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

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