Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

What's a mouse's favourite record?

Please cheese me!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Dos Jokes More Dos Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Peg Leg Jokes More Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Iron Woman Jokes More Iron Woman Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Scope Jokes More Scope Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.