Sargento
I have left my Mark on Mars
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.
And Ironwoman a command?
The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
A peg leg.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
To prevent bat breath!
A saucer-er!
Terminal Illness
A Terminal Illness.
Dos
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*