Dos Jokes

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

Cuatro Jokes More Cuatro Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko.)

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.