Dos
Morning wood.
He Glocks in
Juan on Juan.
Tequila*
A receding hare line.
Because they can't walk, hardly.
Marshall arts.
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
There's a sale on at the fern store!
Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Qui-Gon Gin.
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)
As long as she is unmarried.
Because they always draw a cardigan.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.