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What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball