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What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!