What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.