What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.