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Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!