Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!