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Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.