Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!