What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

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You look for the fresh prints!

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!