What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!