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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!