What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!