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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.