Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean