Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.