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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.