Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!