Because he kept running out of the pen.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was always running out of the pen.
Because it runs in your genes!
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
A porcupine
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.