Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.