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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!