What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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Exorcise books.

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

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I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!