How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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They both wrote bad romance.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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They'd form pigget lines.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.