What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!