How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.