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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.