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Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.