Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars