Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.