Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Statistician Jokes More Statistician Jokes

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.