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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Statistician Jokes More Statistician Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.