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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in Spanish?

Baana

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.