What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Branch Manager Jokes More Branch Manager Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.