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What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Branch Manager Jokes More Branch Manager Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!