Statistician Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.