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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution