When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.