When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.