When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.