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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in Spanish?

Baana