What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!