What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack