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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.