Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning