Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning