I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
Hare today gone tomorrow.
Besides a tiny, brief panic attack
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
They both begin a trip at the post!
Because his parents are vegetables.