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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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