I'll post the answer tomorrow.
The Pope!
And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
A statistician.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
EVERYDAY!!
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)