Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
He was shocked.
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
50 Shades of Earl Grey
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
The lines.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Face value.