Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Not all of them.
He had a *lovely finish*.
I'll let my friend answer that one:
Jay Leno
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Oh secant, you say
They're always cutting lines
Face value.