What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why do French tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

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How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.