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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob