What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.