What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob