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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.