What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.