What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.