What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.