What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.