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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.